Andrew SingletonWhy Weren’t the Facists Cowed by My Sarcasm?I don’t get it. The fascists are winning right now. And this, in spite of the fact that we’ve battled them with withering sarcasm at every…3h ago3h ago
Andrew SingletoninAmerican LosersCop Conversation; Part 1Sergeant George Almeida opened the door and stepped out of his squad car onto the sidewalk. A woman in dirty clothes and clean Nikes…4h ago4h ago
Andrew SingletonGeorge Carlin’s ‘Modern Man’ for 2022I’m a modern man. A man for the millennium. Online and off course. A hibernating, twitter berating, ride-sharing, podcast blaring…Jun 3, 2022Jun 3, 2022
Andrew SingletonThe Metaverse Is Better Than Living In A Pile of TrashGreetings from the metaverse! If you don’t mind, we’d like to take a couple of minutes of your time to tell you a little bit about what we…Feb 18, 2022Feb 18, 2022
Andrew SingletonWe Vow to Give The January 6th Insurrectionists the Strongest Talking to Allowed By LawFrom the U.S. Department of Justice:Jan 8, 2022Jan 8, 2022
Andrew SingletonThis Company is Like a Family in That We Won’t Pay YouHello, and welcome to your first day at The Big Family Corporation! The first thing you should know about working here is that this company…Jul 13, 2021Jul 13, 2021
Andrew SingletonThe Artist and the CarwashI used to call myself an artist as if that were some romantic thing to be. That being an artist meant being this person with exceptional…Nov 15, 2020Nov 15, 2020
