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Andrew Singleton
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American Losers

Create Exuberant. Eat Word Salad.

Why worse marketing means worse everything.

6h ago

Create Exuberant. Eat Word Salad.

6h ago

Andrew Singleton

Why Weren’t the Facists Cowed by My Sarcasm?

I don’t get it. The fascists are winning right now. And this, in spite of the fact that we’ve battled them with withering sarcasm at every…

11h ago

Why Weren’t the Facists Cowed by My Sarcasm?

11h ago

Andrew Singleton
in
American Losers

Cop Conversation; Part 1

Sergeant George Almeida opened the door and stepped out of his squad car onto the sidewalk. A woman in dirty clothes and clean Nikes…

12h ago

Cop Conversation; Part 1

12h ago

Andrew Singleton
in
American Losers

We’re All Losers Here

We the people.

13h ago

We’re All Losers Here

13h ago

Andrew Singleton

One Small Sacrifice

How do you fight oppression?

Jul 5, 2022

One Small Sacrifice

Jul 5, 2022

Andrew Singleton

Do Not Feel Powerless

This is not a reasoned argument.

Jun 30, 2022

Do Not Feel Powerless

Jun 30, 2022

Andrew Singleton

George Carlin’s ‘Modern Man’ for 2022

I’m a modern man. A man for the millennium. Online and off course. A hibernating, twitter berating, ride-sharing, podcast blaring…

Jun 3, 2022

George Carlin’s ‘Modern Man’ for 2022

Jun 3, 2022

Andrew Singleton

The Metaverse Is Better Than Living In A Pile of Trash

Greetings from the metaverse! If you don’t mind, we’d like to take a couple of minutes of your time to tell you a little bit about what we…

Feb 18, 2022

The Metaverse Is Better Than Living In A Pile of Trash

Feb 18, 2022

Andrew Singleton

We Vow to Give The January 6th Insurrectionists the Strongest Talking to Allowed By Law

From the U.S. Department of Justice:

Jan 8, 2022

Jan 8, 2022

Andrew Singleton

This Company is Like a Family in That We Won’t Pay You

Hello, and welcome to your first day at The Big Family Corporation! The first thing you should know about working here is that this company…

Jul 13, 2021

This Company is Like a Family in That We Won’t Pay You

Jul 13, 2021

Andrew Singleton

Andrew Singleton

Writer, photographer, artist, ad creative, eater, breather, sleeper. Published on McSweeney’s, Medium, and the occasional bathroom wall.

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