George Carlin’s ‘Modern Man’ for 2022I’m a modern man. A man for the millennium. Online and off course. A hibernating, twitter berating, ride-sharing, podcast blaring…Jun 3, 2022Jun 3, 2022
The Metaverse Is Better Than Living In A Pile of TrashGreetings from the metaverse! If you don’t mind, we’d like to take a couple of minutes of your time to tell you a little bit about what we…Feb 18, 2022Feb 18, 2022
We Vow to Give The January 6th Insurrectionists the Strongest Talking to Allowed By LawFrom the U.S. Department of Justice:Jan 8, 2022Jan 8, 2022
This Company is Like a Family in That We Won’t Pay YouHello, and welcome to your first day at The Big Family Corporation! The first thing you should know about working here is that this company…Jul 13, 2021Jul 13, 2021
The Artist and the CarwashI used to call myself an artist as if that were some romantic thing to be. That being an artist meant being this person with exceptional…Nov 15, 2020Nov 15, 2020
I’m not voting because one vote doesn’t matter, nothing matters, the universe is a cold, unfeeling…We all know this is a big election. Americans have already turned out in record numbers to express themselves on the key issues that will…Oct 30, 2020Oct 30, 2020
Only the Death Star Can Save AlderaanCitizens of Alderaan, lend me your ears. Or the side of your skull with the most intact ear-hole. As you float through the dust that was…Aug 26, 2020Aug 26, 2020
We’ll Never Have a Fair Election if We Don’t Dismantle the Post Office, Roads, Government, Law…“They want three and a half billion dollars for something that’ll turn out to be fraudulent, that’s election money basically. They want…Aug 14, 2020Aug 14, 2020
