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Andrew Singleton

Andrew Singleton

One Small Sacrifice

How do you fight oppression?

1 min readJul 5, 2022

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One Small Sacrifice

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Andrew Singleton

Do Not Feel Powerless

This is not a reasoned argument.

1 min readJun 30, 2022

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Do Not Feel Powerless

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Andrew Singleton

George Carlin’s ‘Modern Man’ for 2022

I’m a modern man. A man for the millennium. Online and off course. A hibernating, twitter berating, ride-sharing, podcast blaring…

2 min readJun 3, 2022

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George Carlin’s ‘Modern Man’ for 2022

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Andrew Singleton

The Metaverse Is Better Than Living In A Pile of Trash

Greetings from the metaverse! If you don’t mind, we’d like to take a couple of minutes of your time to tell you a little bit about what we…

3 min readFeb 18, 2022

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The Metaverse Is Better Than Living In A Pile of Trash

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Andrew Singleton

We Vow to Give The January 6th Insurrectionists the Strongest Talking to Allowed By Law

From the U.S. Department of Justice:

3 min readJan 8, 2022

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Andrew Singleton

This Company is Like a Family in That We Won’t Pay You

Hello, and welcome to your first day at The Big Family Corporation! The first thing you should know about working here is that this company…

3 min readJul 13, 2021

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This Company is Like a Family in That We Won’t Pay You

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Andrew Singleton

The Artist and the Carwash

I used to call myself an artist as if that were some romantic thing to be. That being an artist meant being this person with exceptional…

1 min readNov 15, 2020

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Andrew Singleton

I’m not voting because one vote doesn’t matter, nothing matters, the universe is a cold, unfeeling…

We all know this is a big election. Americans have already turned out in record numbers to express themselves on the key issues that will…

3 min readOct 30, 2020

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Andrew Singleton

Only the Death Star Can Save Alderaan

Citizens of Alderaan, lend me your ears. Or the side of your skull with the most intact ear-hole. As you float through the dust that was…

2 min readAug 26, 2020

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Andrew Singleton

We’ll Never Have a Fair Election if We Don’t Dismantle the Post Office, Roads, Government, Law…

“They want three and a half billion dollars for something that’ll turn out to be fraudulent, that’s election money basically. They want…

4 min readAug 14, 2020

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We’ll Never Have a Fair Election if We Don’t Dismantle the Post Office, Roads, Government, Law…

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Andrew Singleton

Andrew Singleton

Writer, photographer, artist, ad creative, eater, breather, sleeper. Published on McSweeney’s, Medium, and the occasional bathroom wall.

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