Andrew SingletonGeorge Carlin’s ‘Modern Man’ for 2022I’m a modern man. A man for the millennium. Online and off course. A hibernating, twitter berating, ride-sharing, podcast blaring…2 min read·Jun 3, 2022----
Andrew SingletonThe Metaverse Is Better Than Living In A Pile of TrashGreetings from the metaverse! If you don’t mind, we’d like to take a couple of minutes of your time to tell you a little bit about what we…3 min read·Feb 18, 2022----
Andrew SingletonWe Vow to Give The January 6th Insurrectionists the Strongest Talking to Allowed By LawFrom the U.S. Department of Justice:3 min read·Jan 8, 2022----
Andrew SingletonThis Company is Like a Family in That We Won’t Pay YouHello, and welcome to your first day at The Big Family Corporation! The first thing you should know about working here is that this company…3 min read·Jul 13, 2021----
Andrew SingletonThe Artist and the CarwashI used to call myself an artist as if that were some romantic thing to be. That being an artist meant being this person with exceptional…1 min read·Nov 15, 2020----
Andrew SingletonI’m not voting because one vote doesn’t matter, nothing matters, the universe is a cold, unfeeling…We all know this is a big election. Americans have already turned out in record numbers to express themselves on the key issues that will…3 min read·Oct 30, 2020----
Andrew SingletonOnly the Death Star Can Save AlderaanCitizens of Alderaan, lend me your ears. Or the side of your skull with the most intact ear-hole. As you float through the dust that was…2 min read·Aug 26, 2020----
Andrew SingletonWe’ll Never Have a Fair Election if We Don’t Dismantle the Post Office, Roads, Government, Law…“They want three and a half billion dollars for something that’ll turn out to be fraudulent, that’s election money basically. They want…4 min read·Aug 14, 2020----