We’ll Never Have a Fair Election if We Don’t Dismantle the Post Office, Roads, Government, Law, Agriculture, Written Language, and Civilization as We Know It.
“They want three and a half billion dollars for something that’ll turn out to be fraudulent, that’s election money basically. They want three and a half billion dollars for the mail-in votes. Universal mail-in ballots. They want $25 billion, billion, for the Post Office. Now they need that money in order to make the Post Office work so it can take all of these millions and millions of ballots,”
My fellow Republicans, our supposed colleagues across the aisle have found their next dirty political tactic to tamper with our election and rig our democracy in their favor — voting by mail. It’s clear these radicals will never give up their twisted mission to get people to participate in our democracy. That’s why it’s high time we dismantle not just the Post Office, but anything that these lefty anarchists and extremists can use to further their sick political aims — roads, government, law, agriculture, language, art, civilization, fire. Whatever it takes.
It’s undeniable we Republicans are on the ropes politically. And since the reason can’t be our deeply unpopular policies, we must conclude that the Radical Democrats are engaging in subversive, underhanded political maneuvers like encouraging citizens to utilize public services to exercise their rights as Americans. They may gripe about how millions of Americans rely on the post office for money and medicine. They may stamp their feet and argue that we’ve had a Postal Service for over 150 years and there’s no inherent political bias to public services. But let’s be real — they love the Post Office because people can use it to not vote for us.
But it’s not just the mail. The Post Office is only the latest in a long line of slimy “pillars of civilization” the fanatical left use to keep power. Take roads, for example. Who actually benefits from all these roads? Follow the money. Joe Biden spends 8 years as Vice President collecting YOUR tax dollars to build and maintain roads, then he runs for President using those same roads to get to and from campaign events. Coincidence? No. Corruption. The fact is Joe Biden has used roads YOU pay for almost every day of his campaign. You know who else uses them? That’s right, Democrat voters do. It makes me nauseous.
And what about the law? Can you think of even a single time the law benefitted Republicans? It seems like every other day a Republican is getting accused, arrested, charged, arraigned, indicted, or sentenced for a crime, whereas Democrats almost never go to jail. Explain that one, lefties. They can’t. All they can do is deflect by pointing to the obvious and provable crimes we’ve committed. Pathetic. No, it’s clear that Democrats are using these nefarious “laws” to further their political aims, and they must be stopped. I dream of a future where no law can stop a Republican from committing “crimes” ever again.
Even more, the Democrats have slyly made language an integral part of our daily lives. I’m not talking about specific words either, I’m talking about all of them. Think I’m crazy? Well let me ask you, what do you think Hilary’s emails were full of? That’s right, WORDS. And we’ve all seen how the Democrats have used both written and spoken words to expose our bereft policies. But now they’ve gone one step farther, using them to convince people to vote against us. The audacity! The only way to ensure political equity is the total dismantling of language. Only when both sides are grunting like monkeys will productive policy sound exactly like what we’ve been selling for the last 50 years. Then our elections will be fair.
I could go on and on about how any vestige of civilization needs to be totally eliminated if we’re to have a fair election. Medicine? Get rid of it. The more people alive, the more people the Democrats can recruit. Agriculture? Gone. I know the farmers voted for us last time, but with all the suicides over the past few years we can’t take that risk? Better to go back to scouring the forest floor for roots and berries. Homes? Jobs? Human life itself? All open to Democrat corruption. If we value our democracy, we’ll tear apart every vestige of society we have until we’re all sitting naked in the mud.
We should keep religion though. We do okay with religion somehow. (I don’t get it either.)
